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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

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setthestageonfire:

So my family got a skeleton for halloween

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kevinshalo:

"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

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dan-and-phan:

THE STUBBLE

I SEARCHED 3 FUCKING DAYS FOR THIS AND PRAISE FUCKING JESUS I FOUND IT 

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dan-and-phan:

THE STUBBLE

I SEARCHED 3 FUCKING DAYS FOR THIS AND PRAISE FUCKING JESUS I FOUND IT 

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-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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cue-the-crickets:

Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say

a) time for you to get a watch
b) summertime
c) adventure time
d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

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punkcub:

you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

the expression is “going straight to hell”

wake up america

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

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idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

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Transparent Nicki Minaj fanning herself with money

Transparent Nicki Minaj fanning herself with money

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